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First They Came For The Women....

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First they came for the women And I did not speak out Because I was not a woman. Then they came for the people with disabilities And I did not speak out Because I did not have a disability. Then they came for the African Americans And I did not speak out Because I was not African American. Then they came for the Mexicans And I did not speak out Because I was not Mexican. Then they came for the Muslims And I did not speak out Because I was not Muslim. Then they came for LGBT people And I did not speak out Because I was not an LGBT person Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for the journalists And I did not speak out Because I was not a journalist Then they came for the judges And I did not speak out Because I was not a judge. And now they come for the Constitution of the United States And if I do not speak out, what am I? Donald Trump's head is an ideological vacuum, the more he is

2018 Sued For Having Been Too Modern

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Womble family sue 2018 for having been too modern A family from Ventnor, NJ are trying to sue 2018 for being too modern. Mr. & Mrs. Womble Last Weekend "There's a natural order in the universe," said father of two, Dick Womble. "And that's the order ordained by God." According to Mr Womble, the invention of indoor plumbing, supermarkets, television and the internet are not in the Bible and therefore ungodly and to be shunned. Whilst the Jersey Shore is still part of the USA, Mr Womble will be petitioning the Courts so that he may sue 2018 for having existed. "Our children have had to share a school with boys who wear dresses," Mr Womble said. "My wife and I are disgusted." "I'm disgusted," said Mrs Henrietta Womble, "at everything my husband has said." We asked them how many boys wearing dresses attended their daughter's school. "Well, none" said Mrs. Womble. "We Homeschool so that our d