Multiplicities In Paradise

Dear decent people, First let me explain a few things to you. The Republican Party, whatever it stood for in the past, no longer stands for that. Nor anything else for that matter. We stand only for our own personal accumulation of power and wealth, and that's it. Stop trying to appeal to our ethics. We have none. Stop trying to appeal to our humanity. We have none. The Republican party is also known affectionately as the  God  &  Oil  Party (GOP). It is a division of  Halliburton  and a subsidiary of the Las Vegas Sands Corporation. Today's GOP is the largest misanthropic organization in the world. We may cite Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt as proof we are not assholes when we want your vote, but remember, Roosevelt left the party and took all the decent people with him. As for Lincoln, he was no states rights champion, and we'd drum him the hell out if he were alive today! (that damned atheist bleeding heart progressive opposed slav...

Womble family sue 2018 for having been too modern A family from Ventnor, NJ are trying to sue 2018 for being too modern. Mr. & Mrs. Womble Last Weekend "There's a natural order in the universe," said father of two, Dick Womble. "And that's the order ordained by God." According to Mr Womble, the invention of indoor plumbing, supermarkets, television and the internet are not in the Bible and therefore ungodly and to be shunned. Whilst the Jersey Shore is still part of the USA, Mr Womble will be petitioning the Courts so that he may sue 2018 for having existed. "Our children have had to share a school with boys who wear dresses," Mr Womble said. "My wife and I are disgusted." "I'm disgusted," said Mrs Henrietta Womble, "at everything my husband has said." We asked them how many boys wearing dresses attended their daughter's school. "Well, none" said Mrs. Womble. "We Homeschool so that our d...

Dick Cheney - I shot some shitheads in the face. Then I made efforts to get your healthcare taken away lol! Which is really hilarious since you chumps paid for mine! You bought me my 3rd heart! Ha ha ha. Losers! Pat Robertson - He shit his pants. Bill Clinton - pined for the good old days No caption required Mitch McConnell - celebrated the destruction of democracy   Rush Limbaugh - tried to create a human centipede with some other fascists  Sorry Huxterboo - "I attended a KKK rally with Dad" Tucker Carlson - "I sniffed some glue & read Mein Kampf". Vlad Putin  - "I enjoyed using a recent purchase...ain't this capitalism stuff just grand? lol" Scalia continued to burn in hell  Bret Kavanaugh got drunk and raped a few teens Laura Ingraham - Heil Heil Heiled  Sean Hannity- "glub glub smack glub" Ted Cruz-I ate my boogers

Washington, D.C., USA -- United States President Donald Trump has nominated Judge Dredd to be seated on the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS). The surprise pick of Dredd is said to be Trump's idea as he likes a lawyer who isn't afraid to waste people while working. "Judge Dredd ticks all the right boxes," said Trump. "He is strong on Law and Order and won't be sitting all day in a court room, but going out there and dispensing American Justice via the 2nd amendment...that's the fuckin'   American Way . Dredd is my type of lawman". Dredd has been a popular judge since he first appeared on the legal circuit 40 years ago. He is a lifelong Conservative and strong believer in the Second Amendment . Supporters of Dredd say he will save a 'ton of money' by dispensing justice with on-the-spot-fines and executions. Opponents of Dredd say he is a bad communicator and speaks only in grunts. He was also responsible fo...

The Production Manager  A s we stated previously, the production manager is the best position in a capitalist world. However occasionally the production manager will be expected to perform some task beyond intimidating and demeaning the dregs...er...I mean workers. The Vendor T ypically, a production manager will be responsible for the ordering of materials and supplies . Choosing which vendor or vendors to conduct business with has far reaching implications for the ease of production, profitability and overall quality of the soon-to-be-in-a-landfill variety of items that your company produces. Essentially, any of these factors may be used as an excuse to buy anything from anyone. If a salesman isn't cooperating with you, feel free to order the most expensive materials possible for his job – which will eat into his commission. T he most important factor when choosing between vendors is reliability. If your company orders large quantities of materials, ther...

Nothing saves you more time and effort than hiring the proper employees in the first place instead of having to continuously beat down the ones who don’t understand their place in the grand scheme of things. Here's the situation: You need to hire a new machine operator and the choices are going to be few since the only people who fill out an application for your shitty company are either crazy or desperate for work. Employees that couldn't get a job anywhere else are loyal and easily manipulated. Even the local Malwart store fired this guy. He'd be a great candidate! Potential Employee “A” Interview He's Some middle aged guy who's been running the same equipment used by our company for 20+ years. His previous employers have paid him the top tier for this position but ended up laying him off  after a hostile buyout, or going out of business. The guy appears smart. He Complimented me on the size of my desk pad but mumbled something that sounded like ...

  T he magic of capitalism begins with a long line of business owners dating back to the middle ages. There is no denial that capitalism has played an important role in mankind's development. It ended feudalism when Lords and Ladies became dependent on merchants in towns to supply them with trinkets and baubles. Peasants, who were once a critical cog in the medieval despot's wheel of  repression instead became cogs in the newly wealthy merchants wheel of repression...a vast improvement! Owners - Bosses Aside from stealing and looting the poor, they purchase the government and have an invisible hand in the pants of all large corporations. They also enjoy racial oppression, opposing every type of justice in existence, and setting fire to puppies and/or impoverished African children. I n today's modern business world, it's likely, that the boss (see photo above) is some complete moron who inherited a business or bought business with inheritance ...