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2021 THE YEAR IN REVIEW

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  Each year brings its own unique set of triumphs and defeats, hardships, and joys. What can we say about 2021? It was not quite as unspeakably abominable as 2020. While that's not exactly splendid,  (It’s like saying that dog feces are marginally nicer to have in your living room than Hitler. It's not much, but it is something) What was better about 2021? We emerged from pandemic cocoons and started connecting with others. (Granted, the vast majority of these connections were attempts at identity theft or pitches for extended warranties.)  Sony announced a new console during the pandemic...the Plaguestation 5. We did learn things during 2021. It is possible to have substantial parts of the workforce working remotely. Before Covid, this was generally unthinkable.  (Though it's best to avoid telling a joke on ZOOM...it's not remotely funny.) Supporting local businesses and services close to home is prudent. (We should have known this before Covid but appare...

How Your Favorite Celebrities Celebrate The New Year

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Dick Cheney - I shot some shitheads in the face. Then I made efforts to get your healthcare taken away lol! Which is really hilarious since you chumps paid for mine! You bought me my 3rd heart! Ha ha ha. Losers! Pat Robertson - He shit his pants. Bill Clinton - pined for the good old days No caption required Mitch McConnell - celebrated the destruction of democracy   Rush Limbaugh - tried to create a human centipede with some other fascists  Sorry Huxterboo - "I attended a KKK rally with Dad" Tucker Carlson - "I sniffed some glue & read Mein Kampf". Vlad Putin  - "I enjoyed using a recent purchase...ain't this capitalism stuff just grand? lol" Scalia continued to burn in hell  Bret Kavanaugh got drunk and raped a few teens Laura Ingraham - Heil Heil Heiled  Sean Hannity- "glub glub smack glub" Ted Cruz-I ate my boogers