How Your Favorite Celebrities Celebrate The New Year
Dick Cheney - I shot some shitheads in the face. Then I made efforts to get your healthcare taken away lol! Which is really hilarious since you chumps paid for mine! You bought me my 3rd heart! Ha ha ha. Losers! Pat Robertson - He shit his pants. Bill Clinton - pined for the good old days No caption required Mitch McConnell - celebrated the destruction of democracy Rush Limbaugh - tried to create a human centipede with some other fascists Sorry Huxterboo - "I attended a KKK rally with Dad" Tucker Carlson - "I sniffed some glue & read Mein Kampf". Vlad Putin - "I enjoyed using a recent purchase...ain't this capitalism stuff just grand? lol" Scalia continued to burn in hell Bret Kavanaugh got drunk and raped a few teens Laura Ingraham - Heil Heil Heiled Sean Hannity- "glub glub smack glub" Ted Cruz-I ate my boogers